TRANSLATION
We Undressed Bill Kaulitz
Bill Kaulitz is a difficult guy to figure out, that's why we examined him so you get to know his true interior, you'll love him!
By Edna
MOUTH:
Of few words!
His mouth is very small, but that does not matter because in reality he only opens it to say intelligent things, to sing, and to flatter any girls around him, even despite his short age he is super mature when it comes to expressing himself.
HANDS:
Talented!
Aside from having well painted nails, his hands are his main instrument to be able to create the music that makes you so happy, because with them he notes the rhythm of each of his songs, you didn't know that?
LEGS:
Steps without fear!
Bill walks through life with a lot of confidence and conscience of the things he wants to achieve, he never backs down nor regrets taking a wrong step, he knows that all situations have a reason behind them.
HEAD:
Considerate of his fans!
Bill lives to make all his fans happy, the idea to please them is always revolving in his mind, even before a concert he becomes nervous worrying whether he'll satisfy his fans, how sweet!
EYES:
Deadly Looks!
He has a big advantage: he knows what look to use to get what he wants; when he gives off sad puppy eyes is because he wants to ask for a favor, you'd fall for it!
HEART:
Sensitive!
Although his image reflects a bit of harshness, his heart gives him away; it's well known that he loves to help others, he's a sweetheart with his family and needless to say with his brother; he'd do anything for him, he's the best!
BELLY:
Skinny!
He prefers to ear candy instead of a nutritious, delicious, and high protein dish, that's why the handsome Bill is so skinny, he should eat better to look healthier, don't you think?
Our diagnosis is...
Kaulitz is a super mature guy for his age, but he's still not exempt from suffering of:
- Illness: Chronic Brotheritis
Cure: He has to stop resolving his brother's life for him when he has a problem.
- Illness: Too Mature
Cure: He must relax and allow us to see how fun he could be with the press.
- Illness: Positively diva(o)
Cure: Each time they are taking a photo of him he poses too much, only when paparazzi catch him (unexpectedly) can we see the real him.
Bill Kaulitz is a difficult guy to figure out, that's why we examined him so you get to know his true interior, you'll love him!
By Edna
MOUTH:
Of few words!
His mouth is very small, but that does not matter because in reality he only opens it to say intelligent things, to sing, and to flatter any girls around him, even despite his short age he is super mature when it comes to expressing himself.
HANDS:
Talented!
Aside from having well painted nails, his hands are his main instrument to be able to create the music that makes you so happy, because with them he notes the rhythm of each of his songs, you didn't know that?
LEGS:
Steps without fear!
Bill walks through life with a lot of confidence and conscience of the things he wants to achieve, he never backs down nor regrets taking a wrong step, he knows that all situations have a reason behind them.
HEAD:
Considerate of his fans!
Bill lives to make all his fans happy, the idea to please them is always revolving in his mind, even before a concert he becomes nervous worrying whether he'll satisfy his fans, how sweet!
EYES:
Deadly Looks!
He has a big advantage: he knows what look to use to get what he wants; when he gives off sad puppy eyes is because he wants to ask for a favor, you'd fall for it!
HEART:
Sensitive!
Although his image reflects a bit of harshness, his heart gives him away; it's well known that he loves to help others, he's a sweetheart with his family and needless to say with his brother; he'd do anything for him, he's the best!
BELLY:
Skinny!
He prefers to ear candy instead of a nutritious, delicious, and high protein dish, that's why the handsome Bill is so skinny, he should eat better to look healthier, don't you think?
Our diagnosis is...
Kaulitz is a super mature guy for his age, but he's still not exempt from suffering of:
- Illness: Chronic Brotheritis
Cure: He has to stop resolving his brother's life for him when he has a problem.
- Illness: Too Mature
Cure: He must relax and allow us to see how fun he could be with the press.
- Illness: Positively diva(o)
Cure: Each time they are taking a photo of him he poses too much, only when paparazzi catch him (unexpectedly) can we see the real him.
Translation credits: Adriana
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