- Ladies and gents, I present Tom motherfucking Kaulitz. This sexy bitch KNOWS he’s hot. Confidence is key to hotness. His band even has a song about this one lay he got in a hotel room.- His goddamn mouth. Not only is he a doofy 20 year old guy that cracks jokes 90% of the time, his sexy ass lip piercing is just making your panties wet. You can’t deny it. And look at that fucking smile.
- He plays guitar in a BIG EUROPEAN band with his androgynous twin brother. Don’t pretend that being sandwiched between these two exotic Europeans didn’t make you jizz. They are beauty incarnated.
- Apparently he’s musically talented. He not only plays (and writes music for) guitar, he fucks around with drums and sings backup. He’s most likely talented at other things too.
- I know I already said it, but this motherfucker is European. HIS GERMAN MAKES YOU SO HOT YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT.
- He plays guitar in a BIG EUROPEAN band with his androgynous twin brother. Don’t pretend that being sandwiched between these two exotic Europeans didn’t make you jizz. They are beauty incarnated.
- Apparently he’s musically talented. He not only plays (and writes music for) guitar, he fucks around with drums and sings backup. He’s most likely talented at other things too.
- I know I already said it, but this motherfucker is European. HIS GERMAN MAKES YOU SO HOT YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO UNDERSTAND IT.
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